Employment is for the birds....

So, I finally scored a job working up at Church headquarters, which now means I have to get up at 5:15 to catch my bus up to SLC (I tried driving for the first week and after several near-death experiences slip-n-slidiing on the early-morning ice and snow without windshield washer fluid with which to see the outside world, I decided to do the bus thing), I have to work ALL day, I have to wear a skirt every day instead of my sesame street pajama pants, and there is no cookie jar on hand. It's like bizarro world.