In the wee bit of time it took to get home from Mike's brother's house, Jude managed to add two acts of grossness to his ever-growing list.
1. Gross Act #1: Jude pulled off his shoes and socks and started scouring his feet for fuzzies. He found a few choice toe-jammed fuzzies and promptly popped them into his mouth. Yes, his mouth. As if that was the only obvious choice. Um, gross.
2. Gross Act #2 (the foot fetish continues): Seconds later, Jude started spitting on the bottom of his bare feet and then wiping the spit on the top of his head with his feet. It was amazingly acrobatic and totally disgusting. What would inspire such an act? (Has anyone seen Mike doing any of these things when I wasn't looking?)
Power to the male species.
22 hours ago
4 comments:
This made me laugh so hard. Wiping spit on his head via his feet... awesome. Can't wait to have a kid.
Don't knock it until you've tried it!
well... now that you mention it I did see Mike.... well, I really should finish the story in person, it is much funnier!
I am sure I have a few good ones from when I used to babysit Mike and his brothers......
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